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1st New Key: Testing ALL the things

[Action 1: Park - Open to all]

OK. Time to see how you lot fare.

[There's a treasure chest on the ground. In it, are a bunch of red Ranger keys. Nearly 40 in all. There's also some targets set up, far away from the trees. Marvelous has no intention of using potential food sources as targets.

Stop by and watch/talk/spar if you wish. Just don't go near that chest. It might turn bad for you if he doesn't know you well.]

[Action 2: The sky/outskirts of town - Open to all; Interior of Gokai-Oh locked to Ako]

[The Galleon is flying over the town, Marvelous perched on the bow, a makeshift megaphone of his own sloppy design in his hand. He wants to make an announcement to all that can hear, so he'll repeat it several times before reaching his destination.]

OK everyone. This is Captain Marvelous. I'm about to conduct an experiment outside of town. So...don't get shocked by anything you're about to see, ok?

[So, he'll continue to the outskirts of town. For those that are watching him, will eventually see 4 smaller craft come out of the top of the Galleon, and quickly form a gigantic robot...pirate-themed of course. Come yell at him or be amazed.]

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Not exactly--I killed the other two's Riders. Figured I'd put them to use...

[Marvelous, you're giving him ideas. He'll make one more thrust with that weapon, then he's pulled another card.]

...but if you're interested in chimeras...

[Yeah, he's using that card.]

UNITE VENT

[Well, at least Genocider can't attack from three different directions at once, even if it is huge, ugly, and foul-tempered.]

Killed them? I thought Riders were some kinda heroes?

[Tsukasa-aside of course. He's still put him in the same grey area as himself.

But that sickening roar from behind him will get his attention.]

Is that it?

[He'll swoop away from both for a second, taking a swipe at Asakura as he does so.]

Then maybe I should pull out a new trick myself...that spiky one probably.

[Out comes a new key.]

Wanna be the first to get trampled by this flashy guy?

Some of them like to think they are...those are the most vexing.

[Asakura's pulled back to stand beside Genocider before sending the monster to charge at Marvelous.]

I'd like to see you try.

Or maybe you're just the outlier. Every group needs their psychopath.

[He'll plug the strangely-shaped key into his Mobirates.]

[AAAAAAAAAAAKKIBARANGER?????]

W-what?

[That's not a good noise.....transformation works though.]

Ok...sidearm...sidearm...

[Out comes.....]

A DOLL!? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?

[At the sight of the doll, Asakura burst out laughing so hard it looked like he might be in danger of falling over.]

A doll? You're going to try to defeat me with...

[He's almost laughing too hard to talk, but while he's laughing, he's gesturing at Genocider.]

Maybe you should have checked your weaponry before trying to use it.

[Doll or no doll, Marvelous has incoming Genocider. Looks like the monster's finally figured out what Asakura wanted despite the laughter.]

Dammit...dammit...

[Marvelous rolls out of the way quickly, just barely dodging Genocider.]

This is like when Jan Kandou couldn't immediately use his transformation in the first episode.......what the hell am I talking about!?

[Did Gai suddenly possess him or something? He's so pissed off by the absurdity that he whacks the doll...which transforms in to the Moe Magnum.]

That's better!

[And now he's opening fire on Genocider.]

[Asakura has no idea what you're talking about, Marvelous. Genocider, on the other hand, at least knows that it's being shot at and has stopped its advance.]

Shameful...and vexing. Time to finish you off...

[He's got one more card there...]

FINAL VENT

[A hole in Genocider opens up, and it seems to be trying to suck Marvelous in. Meanwhile, Ouja's now airborne and is making a flying kick towards Marvelous in an attempt to kick the other into the vortex.]

What in the....

[Marvelous struggles with the vortex, trying to find some kind of other weapon...until his visor flashes something at him.]

Go-on...Checker Flag?

[And with that, colors form in his hand and a giant checker flag with the Go-onger logo appears.]

Better than anything else...

[He'll toss the flag at Genocider, trying to plug up the hole, and turns toward Asakura.]

Hissatsu!

[And now he's leaping backward, firing a giant shot off.]

[Genocider appears to be...choking on the flag. Have you ever seen a giant monster seemingly needing the Heimlich after sucking a large piece of fabric into a vortex thing in its gut? Because that's just what's happening now.

Marvelous's attack succeeds in diverting Asakura from his course. The Rider finds his footing again pretty easily and goes wildly charging at Marvelous. He's just vexed now, man.]

Weird...but interesting enough. Let's see what else you've got.

[He selects another prompt from the list on his visor.]

Dekaranger, huh? Let's do it with that!

[Marvelous doesn't really take a look at what he's swinging at Asakura...but it's a giant set of handcuffs. Fitting.]

[So fitting, the sight of the handcuffs seems to irritate Asakura even further.]

What, you think you're some kind of cop now?

[If he thinks you're a cop, he's going to try even harder to punch you in the head, Marvelous. At least Genocider's still distracted by yanking the flag out of its vortex...throat...whatever.]

Nope. Just a space pirate.

[He'll attempt to but Asakura in the gut before an attempt to cuff him in the same place.]

[Asakura's punching attempt is cut off by that butt, and he just looks down at that cuff.]

You've got to be kidding...

[He'll attempt to take a swing at Marvelous anyway. Genocider has finally freed itself of the rag now, and it's charging at Marvelous. It looks a little angry.]

[Marvelous takes the hit...willingly. And as he falls back, he throws Asakura right towards Genocider.]

[The gigantic pair of handcuffs actually comes in handy there, because there's no avoiding getting thrown into Genocider like that.

Genocider's had enough. The monster separates into its component parts, and Metalgelas and Evildiver bail back in the mirror. Venosnaker just kind of lies there next to Asakura, who has ended up on his back still stuck inside the giant cuffs. Judging by the way Asakura's struggling to get up, he's rather unhappy with this situation.]

[Marvelous reverts back to his base form, looking at the AkibaRed key.]

You're a strange one, AkibaRed. May we never, EVER meet.

[Asakura will soon notice his lack of bandage.]

Had enough? Or do you want to keep trying?

[Asakura is slowly getting to his feet again. He'll literally fight until he passes out, and he's pretty wound up at this point, even if he's getting exhausted.]

I'm just getting started.

[For a moment, it seems as though Venosnaker's rallying too, but...nope, it was just rallying in order to get itself back over to that mirror.]

Tch. Useless, the whole lot of them...

[He is charging at Marvelous yet again because that's worked so well for him the umpteen other times he tried it.]

[Well that's annoying.]

Fine then. Maybe I should go Rider vs Rider.

[KKKKKKKAAAMEN RIDER OOO]
{TaJaDol}

[Asakura stops dead in his tracks.]

A Rider! Why didn't you show yourself earlier?

[He's surprised enough to be wide open for an attack, at least.]

Sorry. Just borrowing this form. Or...I will...no...the real me will...sometime in the future.

[Pause.]

Dammit, I hate this existence sometimes.

[Just for that...take some Taja Spinner fireballs.]

Most of existence is vexing, really...doesn't just have to be this one.

[Asakura's dodging and rolling away from those fireballs, and he's resuming that charge.]

Whatever you are, I'll finish you.

[...even though his Mirror Monsters have bailed and he's in "gonna fight until I pass out" mode.]

Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger...GokaiRed. Of the Super Sentai. Remember that.

['Scuse me Tsukasa. Stealin' your stuff like I'm Kaitou.]

And you can try.

[He'll kick at Asakura, surprised by the energy talons that lash out the kick further.]

You'll regret this, pirate...

[Asakura hadn't been expecting those energy talons either, and they hit beautifully, knocking him back a bit. He's swaying on his feet more than a little, but it doesn't seem he's quite ready to go down yet.]

You Riders do have some wonderful toys.

[Oh crap. He's discovered the peacock missiles.]

[Not the peacock missiles! That's a bit more than Asakura can handle at this point. There are a few impressive explosions, his armor vanishes, and Asakura flops facedown onto the grass. He's not moving. Poke him to see if he's dead?]

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