Sirius Orion Black, if you do not get out of this kitchen and let me cook in peace, I will splinch you navel to nose.

[Lovingly, of course.

And before Sirius is whacked with the spoon again, he gets a quick, sweet return kiss to his cheek.]

Have some respect for her, really. Lily is a woman with needs. Needs that are not being met. She doesn't need our exploits dangled in front of her.