Well, if that's a fact, why don't we all just go around starkers? It would certainly make deliveries more interesting, wouldn't it? 'No, thank you Hodgkins, I do think I will refrain from the Marauders' home henceforth. Bunch of nudist weirdos residing there.'

Padfoot, will you get off while I'm trying to cook, please?

[Remus swats at Sirius' hands again, lifting the lid of a pot to stare in at his pasta sauce.]