Log 1

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Who: Everyone (General Log)
What: Make yourself at home.
Where: A new town
When: The first day

Comments

[werewolfoflondon]

Well, if that's a fact, why don't we all just go around starkers? It would certainly make deliveries more interesting, wouldn't it? 'No, thank you Hodgkins, I do think I will refrain from the Marauders' home henceforth. Bunch of nudist weirdos residing there.'

Padfoot, will you get off while I'm trying to cook, please?

[Remus swats at Sirius' hands again, lifting the lid of a pot to stare in at his pasta sauce.]

[sothis_rising]

Because no one wants to see Prongs starkers. He's a right bean pole that one. Not to mention hung like a chipmunk.

[he glances back at Lily and smirks. He knows she won't believe a word of it.]

And if you wanted me to leave you alone you shouldn't have worn a frilly pink apron.

[bespell]

No one is going starkers! We have children in this house, if you lot have forgotten already. [Or one child, really, but Lily's going to cling to that fact, sight or not.]


...You're wearing the pink one?

[sothis_rising]

Only one, and Harry's a good sport.

[werewolfoflondon]

It's not pink, Lily.

[Remus casts a glare at Sirius, and turns back to stirring the pasta sauce.]

It's... pastel blue. With white polka dots.

[bespell]

Now that's a comforting image. I'm sure you look very nice in it.

[sothis_rising]

It's also frilly and good to tug on.

[Yes Remus, he's tugging on your apron strings again.]

[werewolfoflondon]

Black! You are very near a declaration of war!

[Remus holds up his spoon, very like a wand, or a sword.]

Lily, would you care to sign a war pact with me? Allies versus the Black axis?

[bespell]

Wouldn't there be more than one person for an axis? [She calls from the living room.]

[sothis_rising]

Once I convince Remus to come to my side there will be.

[He reaches around Remus' waist and pulls him against him.]

Isn't that right buttercup?

[werewolfoflondon]

Now we're onto psychological warfare? Really, Sirius. There are international crimes against this manner of treatment.

I shall never finish dinner at this rate.

[bespell]

Buttercup?!

[The laughter coming from the living room is loud and merciless. Perhaps having all of them living in the same house isn't a good idea after all.]

[sothis_rising]

No, I don't think you will sugar pie.

[Sirius was enjoying making Lily crack up with the crazy nicknames. He leaned in and bit Remus' neck]

[werewolfoflondon]

[After a clipped gasp, Remus once again flails with spoon in hand, this time nailing Sirius smartly on the crown of his head.]

Lily! Help me! It's a rear assault!

[bespell]

[But it's too funny to hear the near comical calls of distress coming from someone as composed as Remus. Weighing the entertainment against the long awaited dinner, Lily shifts to the source of the noise, rapping on the door frame.]

Alright. The love fest is over. You're assaulting my kitchen boy, Black.

[sothis_rising]

Oh, but he's asked for a 'rear' assault. Can't go disappointing him.

[werewolfoflondon]

I haven't asked for anything!

[But at least he's behaving, for now. Not tugging on aprons or biting or being otherwise debaucherous.]

[bespell]

Could you save your assistance for the bedroom later? I would like to have dinner sometime this evening. [Lily's already blushing, and she knows it by how warm her cheeks get.]

[sothis_rising]

After this bloke wanked off in front of me when I was trying to kill everyone? I'm not sure I can.

[yes Remus, your cat is out of the bag.]

[werewolfoflondon]

Y--

[Remus stares. Just stares. Straight ahead of him, face growing deeper red by the moment. A moment of calm before the storm. A storm of flying fists, most of which are not directed at Sirius' pretty face. Though, considering he's still clutching that spoon, the sauce has gotten everywhere by this point.]

INGRATE.

[bespell]

[Of the many regrets Lily has in life, what comes to the top at the moment is her inability to see one Sirius Black being assaulted by a frilly apron wearing werewolf. She wipes a stray splatter of sauce that lands on her nose. It's the closest thing she's getting to dinner.]

Was that really necessary to announce-- oh, hell...

[She whips out her wand instead, separating the two with a burst, but not without some causalities of the food around them joining them on the floor.]

[sothis_rising]

Ingrate? I told you I didn't want you off and wanking off like that. Not when I can't shag your brains out.

[werewolfoflondon]

[Remus catches himself against the counter after Lily's blast, sulking at the pasta that's blown out of the pot along with it.]

...your aim's a bit off, Lily.

[bespell]

Oh, I'm sorry. The view's wonky from here.

[She doesn't tuck her wand back, still holding it in half a threat.] I expected Black to act like an uncivilized heathen, but you too, Remus?

[sothis_rising]

Oh he's a complete heathen Lils.

[He made his way over to the couch and flops onto the couch.]

Downright lecherousness.