Log 1

[mayfield_mods]

Who: Everyone (General Log)
What: Make yourself at home.
Where: A new town
When: The first day

Comments

[foundafamily]

Hey! I'm not gonna do that if you're not actually right!

[Firo may have conceded that he could be wrong, but that doesn't mean Czes wins!]

[cursedtolive]

But I am!

And you'll find out that I am! Someday!

[foundafamily]

I really hope that doesn't happen. And not just 'cause it'd prove you right.

[cursedtolive]

You don't wanna discover new things?

[foundafamily]

I don't wanna get chomped on while discoverin' it.

[cursedtolive]

Firo... you're immortal.

That's not gonna do anything to you.

[foundafamily]

I know that!

[Well, right now he's not, but he hopes that can change.]

Doesn't mean I find bein' a punchin' bag pleasant.

[cursedtolive]

I know.

[He smiles.]

I know, Firo.

[foundafamily]

...Okay.

Let's just agree that it'll never happen.

[Now who's pretending they've won the argument?]

[cursedtolive]

You're gonna live forever. You never know.

[foundafamily]

[He sighs, part frustration, part trying to buy time to think of a rebuttal.]

Me livin' longer doesn't make impossible things more likely.

[cursedtolive]

Nothing's impossible, Firo!

Nothing.

[foundafamily]

It sure does seem like it's impossible to shut you up.

[Moving to personal attacks because you can't win the argument? That's low, Firo!]

[cursedtolive]

Well of course, there's so much to argue in an argument against you!

[foundafamily]

[He huffs and walks farther along the shelves.]

And what the hell does that mean?

[cursedtolive]

It means there are a lot of holes in your logic.

[foundafamily]

Holes?

[He frowns, finding himself offended by that.]

I think you're just reachin'. It's not like you're that much better.

["I know you are, but what am I?!" is totally the best argument.]

[cursedtolive]

Oh yeah?

Like how so?

[foundafamily]

Because...

[And here Firo realizes he knows next to nothing about arguments beyond shouting at people and threatening them.]

...W-well, because you've just been insultin' my argument!

[cursedtolive]

I was pointing out the holes in your arguments and that's not insulting it!

[foundafamily]

It is too! And people only do that when they don't have a leg to stand on!

[cursedtolive]

So what are you doing now?

[foundafamily]

I'm--

[Damn it. He's caught, isn't he?]

...I'm questionin' why I keep talkin' to you.

[cursedtolive]

[LAUGHING. He smiles widely.]

Aw, don't be like that, Firo!

[foundafamily]

[DON'T LAUGH, YOU LITTLE JERK! Firo pouts and turns away.]

I'm only bein' like this 'cause of you, you know!